Isn't it Ironic...don't ya think?

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?Nope....I was an accident and I am surprised I have a name....
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Not today - so that's always good news!!
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I sure do. One time in college, my printer quit working at like 2 a.m. My health class major paper was due the next morning at 8 a.m. So instead of going out to party my blues away, I sat and hand jotted my entire term paper to perfection. My instructor was so impressed she gave me an "A" and kept it as evidence. Word has it she shows it to her classes to this day and says, "if you can print like this, I will let you handwrite your papers. If not - type them!"
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Smoked Turkey (with a little avocado spread....yummy!)
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I have dogs - Katie and Ike.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I am not sure....I forget birthdays, I forget to call or text, I fall down often due to clumsiness and I am opinionated....I hate those type of people!
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No....not me! :-)
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Not a one of them since I was 4 years old.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Oh hell no!
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? ooohhh....Frosted Flakes. OR what about some honey nut shredded wheat with orange juice.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Why would I? Then I would just have to retie them later - work smarter not harder, my friends!
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? I have to be one of the only women that I know that can pass on ice cream - not a big fan Isn't it Ironic? About as ironic as alanis morissette. 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Do they have any teeth? I do live in Missouri and I do work in rural parts, folks. Teeth are a huge indicator....and shoes too. Crappy shoes = you don't like to take care of yourself. There is such a thing as shoe polish!
15. RED OR PINK? Pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? That my closet isn't bigger.....Oh wait....you asked about myself. Well....hmmmm let's see..... my ugly toenails. Now don't go looking at them because then I will have another least favorite thing - my complex.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? MawMaw.......enough said.
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Certainly...it is kind of fun.
19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I am a skirt kind of girl - black and ivory skirt and some fabulous heels.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A dog barking out the window.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Take all of the crayons and mix them together....go ahead....draw all over that sheet of paper. What color do you have? Turd-muckeldy-dum....that's me. The color of my eyes.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Fresh, clean laundry
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Blainer
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?I got this from my pal, Steve Lyle in California. Great guy!
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Go Kansas City Chiefs....bring it home to momma!
27. HAIR COLOR? brown and blonde
28. EYE COLOR? Turd-muckeldy-dum - see #22
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No...but I probably should. Maybe I can get some of those cat eye contacts for Halloween.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Nakato's in Springfield!
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy Endings - hey that was a band in Springfield, I think.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I can't remember.....was it Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black.
34. Summer or winter? SUMMER.......on the boat with friends!
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Both - I am a woman you know.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? No one - this is a blog.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? You....yes, you....all of you!
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Are you kidding - when would I find time to read?
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?Sunflowers.
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I caught up on Grey's Anatomy and Brothers & Sisters.....gosh I love my DVR.
42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? A boat engine!!
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Who are they? Just kidding (Cari!) Rolling Stones.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Not far enough!!
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I can say all 50 states in alphabetical order in less than 30 seconds.
46 WHERE WERE U BORN? Oklahoma - where the wind goes sweeping down the plains.....