I like Taco Bell - I don't love it but I from time to time "think outside the bun" and head to the border. My favorite thing at Taco Bell nowadays is not even the food. I love the Border Sauce packets....I cannot get enough of them. Everytime I go, I ask for extra sauce - for my mere amusement of what the packet might say. You have seen them right? If you haven't, jump in the car NOW and head to Taco Bell to get some (and then quit living under that rock and live a little.)
I don't know why I laugh hysterically at these packets. Blaine has even witnessed this with an eye roll or two. I think they are clever, amusing and make my meal entertaining. So that's why Taco Bell hates me. I am sure that they haven't caught on to my hot sauce game and I am not so sure they would really mind. I keep going back - not so much for the burrito or taco, but for the sauce.
Some of my favorites sayings are:
"I'm taking the day off. See the next packet."
"Can I drive?"
"Scratch & Sniff: Gotcha!"
I even have put so much thought into this that I have come up with a few suggestions:
"My other friends are Hot!"
"Como Esta!"
"Why are you growling at me?" (Get it? Stomach growling....)
"Does this package make my butt look big?"
What do you think - could I get a job at Taco Bell?
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