Taking a break from reporting "house" news, I would like to tell you a story about my philodendra plant - now named Phil. Recently, I returned from vacation to find my plants looking a little weak. I decided to move them outside for some fresh air and rain including a philodendra that I have had for 10 years - it has sentimental value and came from Blaine's father's funeral. It was sitting outside for a few days and then went missing.
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I was home by myself and was convinced that Blaine had trashed it since my thumb is anything but green. So I called him while he was working out at the house. He promised and assured me that he had not touched my plant. Still skeptical, I searched the apartment - no Phil. So I called my parents - they had been visiting and it would be like my mom to take my plant to try to save it and return it. She remembered seeing Phil but didn't take it.
As my search continued I suddenly realized that my plant and basket (Phil was sitting in) was now on my neighbors back porch deck. I was shocked. Phil had been removed from the basket and another plant was in it. The crazy lady next door had stolen my plant!! I was upset to say the least. I got as close to her deck as I could and took an evidence photo with my camera phone. I was going to get my plant back.
Well, I guess she saw me and heard me talking on the phone about her and her floppy hats, long skirts, scary children and cats and came outside to stare at me. At first, I glared back. But the chicken I am, I darted back in the apartment. The next morning, I showed Blaine the basket and Phil on her porch and left for work. Sometime after I had gotten to work, Blaine stopped back by the apartment and saw the crazy lady I now call Ms. Flake outside. What a prime opportunity to ask her about Phil....
After speaking to Ms. Flake, Blaine realized that Phil and the basket were now missing - evidentially she had removed all evidence. He asked her if she had seen it and said that maybe some kids accidentally moved it to her house. In Rainman style, she refused knowing anything about it. After getting that phone call at work, I was furious. But what could I do....nothing.
Today, after returning home from a fun-filled weekend at the lake, Phil and the basket were magically sitting back on my front porch. Welcome Home, Phil! I don't know the circumstances or reasoning for his return, but he is back. Ms. Flake still lives next door with her other 35 potted plants outside and is still feeding a stray cat that keeps crawling on my car....but Phil is back and I am outta this joint in 7 weeks.