(I am going to be slapped - into next week - for posting this photo from 2002. But I love this photo of us and always have.)
There are many reasons why I love my mom. (And no I am not sucking up to get a better birthday gift - okay, maybe a little. Hee Hee.)
In her email to me, there were 25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother. Here are just a few:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
I have literally heard every single one of these phrases come out of her mouth. Thanks for setting us straight! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!
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